I am SO pissed, this bitch is just oh looorrrdddyyy!
So, my BEST FRIENDS are at this girls house, and the girl asks oh who is Savannah’s baby daddy? And they said yea her boyfriend of forever Zak, and she goes is she sure, and they were like, uh yea whyy? And she has the FUCKING BALLS to say to MY BEST FRIENDS oh well I heard she sleeps around. Like wtf bitch? For one, YOU DON’T KNOW ME. We have had ONE CONVERSATION!!! You don’t know ANYTHING about me or my life. So before you talk about me why don’t you fucking ask me? And why did you think they wouldn’t turn around and text me the second that shit came out of your mouth? Like really bitch? Can you get ANY stupider?!?!
You have no reason to ever talk about me, and especially my child. You think I’m a bitch now, well wait until I go all momma bear on your ass!
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GO TO HOGWARTS. OMG, NO DOUBTthis isn’t fair.
this really isnt fair at all
Uhm, obviously you become a Timelord, you go travel around in your phone booth and go to Hogwarts, and become a Jedi all on your own time because you are a timelord(:
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I’m getting this super weird feeling, like every time I stand up my head starts swimming and I get bad bad head pains, and now my legs are like twitching and tingling. This can’t be normal. Lol. Everything is like spinning..
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answer to this:
Get pregnant. No periods, no stupid boys matter of fact no boys at all, and you’ll get fat regardless so eat whatever you want.
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I wish people liked me../:
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Why does nobody understand me?
Yes. HIMYM. I’ve been wanting this for a long time.
DOWNTON.
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. I am super cool. And you’re all dead because the end of the world is nigh.
Portlandia - jeez, not even far off. Portland even looks like Melbourne half of the time.
Also Downton…but who am I!? Which story is MY story! Can I be the tragically torn young man who has his pick of all of the different hot girls and is heir to billions of pounds?
Intervention… Uh oh…
Community.
Accurate.
My life is Upstairs, Downstairs? I can live with that as long as I can be Blanche.
American Dad? Really. I didn’t even want to watch it. We just don’t have Starz anymore and that was all that was on. FML.
Ghost Hunters? Shiiiiiiiiiiiiate
The Big Bang Theory.
Glee? WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
30 Rock. Hell to the YES
RuPaul’s Drag Race… oh lord…
American Pickers? I like old stuff.
THAT 70s SHOW!!!!! hahahaha, yess.
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